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Today I'm going to show you how us BENS have sex and make manchildren.
There is no penis vagina interaction so it's perfectly safe.
And plus, all Bennigans are MALE, and that would be fucked up. :stare:
So, here's how we "do it". Get it? *shot*

    1. First, there should be two Bennigans present. (Disgusting orgies will not work.)
    2. Then they must line up their fingers against each other which will create a line of electricity.
    3. The electricity will generate and form a gray Majora cartridge, which is the child. The child will grow up to be another BEN.
    Demonstrations: [link] [link]


Takes no more than 10 seconds. Guaranteed STD/AIDS-free.

Now here is what happens when a Bennigans makes a child with a normal person or mortal.

    1. They must do the same thing that two Bennigans would do, since Bennigans are still children and have erectile dysfunctions, and are unable to use their "tools".
    2. But instead of a cartridge, they make a Jadusable.


But in some rare cases, they can make a Kelbris, which basically looks like a green potato at birth then grows up to be an ugly King Kong lookin' thing.

And that concludes this episode. Stay tuned for the next episode "How Jeffs Have Sex"



I really need to make a deviation about this.
  • Eating: I'm NOT eating dekus
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:iconflamincat01:
But wait... What about Bridget?
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:iconbendrownedplz:
Oh she just.......appeared. :iconilikeitplz:
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~Pandagurl1 5 days ago  New member
................... Forget it, all i know is that you hate drowning
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:iconanimelooner:
So how do Jeff's have sex? :XD:
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:iconmausteve:
Just..just why did I read this! WHY
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:iconbendrownedplz:
Why did you..?
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:iconmausteve:
I JUST DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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