001.rtf001What you are about to read.......is .0000000000002% true. :stare:I was shuffling as usual when all of a sudden I was like, "I want some fuckin' video games man. :/" So I walked until I saw an old lady with a table what looked like a yard sale. I saw that she had some video games, so I took Conker's Bad Fur Day for the N64. (By the way, great game)"Don't take that one, it's haunted." The old lady said."I don't give a shit!" I said."Ok, well then that'll be 50 bucks. :)""Fuck you." I walked away from her."Goodbye Ben!!!" she called out for me."WTF HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME WAS BEN?!?!?!?!!?" I swerved around and faced her.